Casey’s commentary - We are the Weirdos
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Casey’s commentary - We are the Weirdos
Miz and Casey are seen in their usual setup, featuring two chairs and a screen in the background between them. Casey looks fairly cheerful, but Miz’s usual smirk doesn’t quite seem genuine this time.
Casey: G’Day and welcome to ‘Casey’s commentary’!
Miz: ...are we ever gonna rename it?
Casey: [glances at him] ‘ey?
Miz: Well I’ve been on pretty much every one of these now, but it’s ‘Casey’s’.
Casey: Uh...that is a good point. We can work on that. Like we also have a new section of the show starting up!
Miz: [scoffs] Yeah, we’ll see how it goes before deciding to keep it.
Casey: [sighs] Right. [after a moment, looking back at the camera] Anyways, We decided to try out something new, where we’ve opened up our mailbox to the rest of the NCWA roster.
Miz: Yeah, now we can read all their dumb questions! And laugh about them on the internet!
Casey: See? It’ll be fun! [he grins] And so, here’s the first one...
Miz pulls a stack of cards out of a jacket pocket. He clearly hasn’t read them beforehand, his smirk quickly changing to a scowl when he sees it.
Miz: [mutters] What is this rubbish?
Frowning, Casey reaches over and takes the card, reading it out.
Casey: ‘Miz what are your thoughts about your recent lost to Wade Barrett...?’
Miz: Who the hell asked that?!
Casey: I dunno, we did say they could be anonymous...
Miz: [angrily mutters] I bet I know who. Stupid British jerk thinks he’s better than me because of one stupid match. I’ve beat him plenty of times before.
Casey: [raises an eyebrow, looking doubtful] ...We have another question! [quickly pulls out another from the ones he took from Miz] ‘Are there any of the new number one contenders that you think are going to lose to the champ they are going against?’
Miz: Who the heck ARE the contenders? [he pulls out his phone, likely looking them up] Well Remy’s going to lose, obviously. Heathens focus so much on being spooky that they forgot to pay attention on training to win. Ha! Soldier boy will kick his ass and probably the girl’s too. And OF COURSE Havoc will totally destroy Joey Ryan, like he does pretty much everyone else. Limitless MIGHT have a chance at winning. MIGHT. At least more chance than the nerds had. And Peacock Rock? Lame. There’s no way they’ll beat those stupid Brits.
Casey: Uh...one’s actually from the Republic of Redland. Not Eng-
Miz: [snaps] Who cares?! I really, REALLY don’t care where they’re from, I hate them both! They’re friends with bloody Barrett! Them and their snobby manager!
Casey: [holds up his hands in a calming gesture] Mate... You need to let that go...
Miz: [goes to respond, but stops himself, jaw clenching for a moment before he looks down at another card] ...’Miz, if you could pick one person to tag team with in any division, who would it be?’ [he angrily tosses the card aside] What even is- [he closes his eyes, taking a deep breath] WHO do they expect me to say here? Not one of them respects the work I put into this business! NOT. ONE. I’m not even going to waste time on this question. NEXT!
Casey: [looking uncomfortable] O-kay... ‘Miz, who in the company would you like to face?’
Miz: Are these really aimed all at me? Did you set this up?
Casey: [offended] WHY would I do that?
Miz: This should be obvious. I want to wipe that damn, smug smile off Barrett’s face! Even if I have to beat every one of his stupid friends to get there!
Casey: [rolls his eyes and holds up another card] ‘Miz, you seem to be on a bit of a losing streak. Any chance we'll see your old partner Morrison?’
Miz angrily takes off the microphone clipped to his clothing and tosses it aside, getting to his feet.
Miz: That’s it. Done. This episode is SO fucking done.
Casey: Miz- Mike... [reaches a hand out too late to stop Miz as he storms off screen] The hell was all that about...?
Casey: G’Day and welcome to ‘Casey’s commentary’!
Miz: ...are we ever gonna rename it?
Casey: [glances at him] ‘ey?
Miz: Well I’ve been on pretty much every one of these now, but it’s ‘Casey’s’.
Casey: Uh...that is a good point. We can work on that. Like we also have a new section of the show starting up!
Miz: [scoffs] Yeah, we’ll see how it goes before deciding to keep it.
Casey: [sighs] Right. [after a moment, looking back at the camera] Anyways, We decided to try out something new, where we’ve opened up our mailbox to the rest of the NCWA roster.
Miz: Yeah, now we can read all their dumb questions! And laugh about them on the internet!
Casey: See? It’ll be fun! [he grins] And so, here’s the first one...
Miz pulls a stack of cards out of a jacket pocket. He clearly hasn’t read them beforehand, his smirk quickly changing to a scowl when he sees it.
Miz: [mutters] What is this rubbish?
Frowning, Casey reaches over and takes the card, reading it out.
Casey: ‘Miz what are your thoughts about your recent lost to Wade Barrett...?’
Miz: Who the hell asked that?!
Casey: I dunno, we did say they could be anonymous...
Miz: [angrily mutters] I bet I know who. Stupid British jerk thinks he’s better than me because of one stupid match. I’ve beat him plenty of times before.
Casey: [raises an eyebrow, looking doubtful] ...We have another question! [quickly pulls out another from the ones he took from Miz] ‘Are there any of the new number one contenders that you think are going to lose to the champ they are going against?’
Miz: Who the heck ARE the contenders? [he pulls out his phone, likely looking them up] Well Remy’s going to lose, obviously. Heathens focus so much on being spooky that they forgot to pay attention on training to win. Ha! Soldier boy will kick his ass and probably the girl’s too. And OF COURSE Havoc will totally destroy Joey Ryan, like he does pretty much everyone else. Limitless MIGHT have a chance at winning. MIGHT. At least more chance than the nerds had. And Peacock Rock? Lame. There’s no way they’ll beat those stupid Brits.
Casey: Uh...one’s actually from the Republic of Redland. Not Eng-
Miz: [snaps] Who cares?! I really, REALLY don’t care where they’re from, I hate them both! They’re friends with bloody Barrett! Them and their snobby manager!
Casey: [holds up his hands in a calming gesture] Mate... You need to let that go...
Miz: [goes to respond, but stops himself, jaw clenching for a moment before he looks down at another card] ...’Miz, if you could pick one person to tag team with in any division, who would it be?’ [he angrily tosses the card aside] What even is- [he closes his eyes, taking a deep breath] WHO do they expect me to say here? Not one of them respects the work I put into this business! NOT. ONE. I’m not even going to waste time on this question. NEXT!
Casey: [looking uncomfortable] O-kay... ‘Miz, who in the company would you like to face?’
Miz: Are these really aimed all at me? Did you set this up?
Casey: [offended] WHY would I do that?
Miz: This should be obvious. I want to wipe that damn, smug smile off Barrett’s face! Even if I have to beat every one of his stupid friends to get there!
Casey: [rolls his eyes and holds up another card] ‘Miz, you seem to be on a bit of a losing streak. Any chance we'll see your old partner Morrison?’
Miz angrily takes off the microphone clipped to his clothing and tosses it aside, getting to his feet.
Miz: That’s it. Done. This episode is SO fucking done.
Casey: Miz- Mike... [reaches a hand out too late to stop Miz as he storms off screen] The hell was all that about...?
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